A Beard Story
Matt's Christmas beard wish....
Find a way to dye beard white.
NOT blonde, white,
real white, like santa white....
Beard reality...
White beard dye does not exist.
White spray or paste,
was just not good enough.
The wish was for a real white beard,
Not wash out white.
Beard results...
After seeing a group of Amish beard growers at the airport,
Matt found his NEW Christmas beard inspiration....
Gross right?
It took 2 days of pleading to get rid of this pilgrim face.
that's a hilarious amish beard.
ReplyDeletenope no white dye. i had a man that looked just like santa clause (except his beard was more gray)who asked me to dye it white a week before Christmas. i had to break the news to him.